Colombiana was contacting me Saturday night after our first date on every medium it seemed – through text, email, and on the dating site. She likes me. Ya think? So we scheduled another date for the following day, Sunday.
I tell the ladies it’s okay to have two public meets. But from a man’s perspective, it’s a better sign of true interest if the lady likes him enough to let him pick her up on the second date. The big question is, will Colombiana give me her address? At the end of our phone call, I asked her to text me her address, and she did so without hesitation.
I arrived at her place Sunday evening. We took her car because mine has been acting finicky and overheating lately. We went to La Bambas’ Mexican resturant for dinner. I sat in a bench by the window so I would not be looking into the light. Like Carol Anne said in the movie Poltergeist, “Stay out of the light! I motioned for Colombiana to join me and she sat down beside me. Isn’t that cute! We talked, bantered, and shared food at dinner. At one point, I said something that embarrassed her. She blushed, she turned as red as a tomato! I like tomatoes, don’t you?
After dinner, we decided to go to the beach. We had a nice walk on the beach in the moonlight, it was very romantic. She broke her right ankle six months ago, but is getting stronger, she exercises a lot. I had trouble keeping up with her on the beach, and I’m somewhat athletic. We had a mild cold front in the area and the wind was howling, so she retrieved a pink blanket from the trunk of her car for me to wear around me like a cape to keep warm. That’s right, just call me Hello Kitty man!
After some walking, while still on the beach, we sat down together on a lounge chair. Still complaining about the cold, I held Colombiana close to keep warm. I started to kiss her neck, collarbone, face, ears, and she started to giggle. I said, “Would you like me to stop? She said, “Don’t stop! We kissed for a very long time, which is oh so right!
I brought Colombiana home after the date. We shared one long, last, searching kiss, and then I stayed by my car to watch her make her way inside her apartment safely. We don’t try to weasel our way into a ladies’ house with the excuse that we have to pee like those other schmucks. Always the perfect gentleman, you betcha! It’s best if it’s her own idea.
Before I met Colombiana, I had set a date with Kathy Griffin. She looked like Kathy and was quite the comedian. I met her a year ago and she said, “What does a hot pepper do? Then she said, “It gets jalapeno face! I went ahead and made a decision today. I texted Kathy and canceled my date with her. Even if Colombiana were to flake, I could get right back on the dating sites and get a date within a week (fat chance). Everybody knows Kathy Griffin is easy!
Since our second date, Colombiana has been talking to me every day, initiating texts, dates, friending me on Spacebook, she’s just all over me like white on rice (good). I called her tonight and we set a date for Wednesday. I mentioned earlier that I wanted to see Cinderella, so we are going to dinner and then to the movies. She looked up movie times and locations while I was on the phone with her, she’s so helpful. The best women help a man when they like him.
I’m just going to date Colombiana for now, she wants to see me so much she’s keeping me plenty busy. I’ve taken the red pill, I’ll see how far down the rabbit hole goes with her. She’s a pleaser, a great business woman, fun, bubbly, and not afraid to get silly with Jim Carrey, my alter-ego. She appears to be the total package. She might be one of the top five givers I’ve ever seriously dated.
That said, I have to keep one foot planted on the ground of reality, I’ve only known her for three days, there is a long way to go before a solid relationship is truly established. I won’t own her heart until she falls in love with me in two months, assuming everything goes just right. It is exciting though. I don’t see any flags.
What happens this weekend will be interesting. Colombianas’ son goes away for the weekend with her ex husband. Will Colombiana invite Jim Carrey into her apartment for a night cap? When the child is away, will mamma play?