I had my first meet with Salma Hayek tonight. As always, names have been changed to protect the guilty! However, my name has not been changed – as far as you know! She originally contacted me on a dating site. After a few messages, she gave me her telephone number. We had a nice conversation on the phone, and we decided to meet at TGI Friday’s resturant, otherwise known as my office.

About an hour before we were scheduled to meet, she texted to say Continue reading Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl →

Colombiana was contacting me Saturday night after our first date on every medium it seemed – through text, email, and on the dating site. She likes me. Ya think? So we scheduled another date for the following day, Sunday.

I tell the ladies it’s okay to Continue reading Colombiana – Date Two →

I originally talked to JLo in February on Match.com. As always, names have been withheld to protect the guilty! She had a sensational professionally written profile and pictures, one of the best I’ve seen. She suggested we go to Email, and I immediately recognized this as a signature move, the 2-2-2 rule, from Continue reading Can Jim Carrey Hang with Internet Love Guru Evan Katz’s Star Pupil? Date One →

I just returned from my second date with the Tupperware Lady. This was a weeknight and she has to work tomorrow, so I anticipated this night would have a cutoff time of ten o’clock, which turned out to be the case (technically, it was ten-thirty when I brought her home). Total date time was four hours. As always, names have been changed to protect the guilty!

We had set the date for six o’clock. She texted me at five fifty-two and told me she Continue reading Be Gentle Kitty-Cat Date Two →

I had quite a date this evening. I met and had dinner with Lois Chiles. We made contact on one of the online personals sites. As always, names have been changed to protect the guilty! This date moved at a dizzying pace. When I first laid eyes on Lois, I was not sure I was attracted to her. She was extremely Continue reading Moonraker – A Date Story →

In part one of this stormy disaster story, the date was spiraling downward – The Three Stooges are singing, and Mr. right looks more like Mr. Magoo now, that silly, lonely guy destined to be with a woman who acts like a control freak and eats way too many sweets and is packing on the pounds like everyday is Thanksgiving, without the thanks!

I look over at Mrs. Sour-puss and notice she Continue reading When Harry Met Sally – Part Two →